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ok who is around san jose for the next two weeks that likes me and wants to visit with me? I guess I am going to be in San Jose on the east side until 2 days before I leave for DefCon on the 3rd. Sprinkles is with me too and very restless.

Just got back from the DMV. No picture No thumbprint No checking of my documents, but still had a 2 hour wait to be told that the DMV already has a picture of me and my thumbprint. Funny thing is that the picture is from 1996 and I am bald.

I Don't expect the passwords i snorked from the dmv to work on an external dmv link i need a vpn from a secured intranet... or to spoof it like i am coming from one hehehehe.

Grandpa tried to use his automatic car windows to remove my left pinky finger. I think after he rolled up the window and smashed my finger that a piece of my fingertip got cut off on the other side of the window. HURTS LIKE ALL HELL. So i got some medical tape i did my own surgery again removing the nail and taping it up. SHIT FUCK SHIT i say.

I discussed with some friends about what trent wants me to do at defcon and one of the girls told me that her father was a army interrogator and could give me tips... go db cooper go.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1418147/anti_paparazzi_sunglasses
The glasses actually seem to work on the video footage.



This next on is kinda cool and cheap
http://www.findmespot.com/ExploreSPOT/SPOTMessenger.aspx

I AM PISSED OFF. Some little worm looking creatures with big pinchers in the front ate the bottom 3 inches of my plant in the backyard and made it fall down cut in half dead!@@#$% AND the beginning of JULY is abit too late in the season to plant more seeds. SHIT SHIT SHIT. Now I have a 4 foot stem with the bottom cut off and no more seeds or time to try again arrrrrggfhhhhghahaghgh
fuck shit fuck

Talked to nice about joker and being in vegas before defcon being bored.
got to laugh about chinese bots and joker being a spammer. i thought he was doing something totally different.

Cheeseballs cat is dead! I am throwing a party woo woo! motherfucking dickhead der cheese himself isnt invited.

Was at the stoplight where I got smacked by a telephone truck 15 years ago when a guy pedaled up next to me on a carbon fiber giant, all decked out in racing gear. I asked him "all carbon fiber?" And he said yeah he is training for the climb the kaiser this weekend... a big nationally known bike race. Guy was in his forties and cut like jean claude van damme.
So naturally I smartassed back "and me just on my poor old eddy merckx." he then tells me he has the exact same merckx i ride, one of about 5 in town now, and fresno is abit more than half a million people. funny shit.
so the guy then is all balancing on his pedals being a show off racer and jumps the light. A quarter mile later I passed him at about 28mph to 30mph in my second gear. never needed to drop into first, he laughed while i gasp for oxygen and we split ways at my house. cool beans! gives me confidence i can still do the climb the kaiser someday and I met someone else with a bike worth more than most peoples cars woo woo being elite isnt just a computer thing for me, bikes too bahahaha

http://www.google.com/reader/shared/07396068006119563163

http://www.fatemag.com/issues/2000s/2008-01article4.html

Had to remove a reset switch on the dsl modem and melt a bridge on with a hot knife and old broken Japanese toys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7gRTqQQ_D4

On may 28th the real identity of DB COOPER will be revealed in an OREGON NEWSPAPER. Family testimony and pictures and possibly fingerprints to be included. Breaking news on Coast to Coast AM.

A traveling salesman rings a door on a house and a small boy holding a lit cigar and martini opens the door. The salesman asks, "excuse me little boy are your parents home?"
The little boy answers, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!"

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Around 5pm I drank a mikes hard lemonade in 104 degree heat and the sake from lunch and jimmy buffets personal beer which i had a six pack of all started to come back up. Dry heaves at about 5:30pm. got in my door at about a quarter to six put a pizza on and had lasagna call me and say she would pick me up to go over to chronells... that didnt happen. About 9:30pm my Sprinkles chiweenie wakes me up to the pizza on fire in the oven. Threw the pizza in my swimming pool, now I have to dive 12 feet down to pick out charred pizza from the bottom of the pool. Thought I heard someone spray painting my fence, so i jumped over the back fence with socks on and a garden hose turned on... no one was there so now my feet are all wet covered in thorns and stickers... got enough cigarettes to make it til dawn. Guess I got to spend tomorrow taking spyware off chronells box. Guess I slept through everyone calling this evening trying to get me out of my stupor. Guess Cheese's parents made it back from Vegas.

I can actually say I am awake after 3 hours of sleep getting ready to spend the day drinking myself to death in over one hundred degree heat. I am scared.
B-

SpymodeX 900MHz - 2.5GHz wireless jammer
http://www.spystuff.com/SHOP/govlawprod.html

by Ryan Block, posted Jul 27th 2005 at 1:00PM
SpymodeX Wireless Jammer
Fresno Police Department to become Fresno Spy Agency

The Fresno Police Department — one of the only police departments in any city the size of Fresno to operate without any kind of citizen oversight whatsoever — has decided that they no longer need to be bound by the United States Constitution or the courts.

Recently, it was decided that the city would fund video surveillance activities of the Fresno Police Department. A related proposal to give the FPD the shorter, catchier, and more accurate moniker "Gestapo" failed by a vote of 147 to 151. (Okay, I made that last part up. The vote was actually quite a bit lower. We don't really have that many city councilmen yet.)

Funding for the project was contingent upon acceptance of a policy manual which was to be written with community input. Apparently, though, the FPD did not like the recommendations of the community — recommendations aimed at protecting civil rights by refusing to allow the FPD to film peaceful rallies, or to follow people around and film them without warrants. So the FPD changed the wording of the policy manual. They not only excluded the sections that placed limitations upon the police, but wrote new sections that explicitly said the police were allowed to follow people around and film them wtihout first obtaining warrants (as they are currently required to do) and also said they could film demonstrations or rallies of any kind.

In other words, there doesn't need to be any ordinary police issue involved. No criminality or threat of criminality is required. If the police want to film you, they film you. Period. No court order, warrant or probable cause required.

Thinks that's not a problem? Apparently, you've never had the pleasure of accidentally "disrespecting" a police officer by taking a parking space he wanted when he was off-duty and you didn't even know he was a police officer.

Remember what I've written before about America being a police state? You thought that was hyperbole.

Well, how do you define "police state"?
We're not going to bore you with the piddly details about how intensely illegal these things are (because we have before, actually)—but hey, what you do with your hard earned $445 is your choice, and if you want to drop it on a wireless frequency jammer that blacks out about a hundred feet, that's your call. Just note, this isn't just jamming cellphone frequencies anymore; this thing hits between 900MHz and 2.5GHz. Yep, that's all the way up and through the unlicensed frequency zone, so kiss that WiFi goodbye!

whenever all kinds of crazy shit happens i get busy and forget to post the most memorable of it all. My grandfather nicknamed Chronell's babies mama Yesenia to Lasagna. Lasagna just so happened to be the unknown nickname that she was called and made fun of in sixth grade with. My new nephew is very large compared with baby steve aka chronell jr who is a month older and much smaller. Sprinkles is a champ in the swimming pool, chasing his tennis ball into the water. I want to build a power glove as seen in the kidnap oprah episode of the boondocks. The kid takes a insulated glove and attaches a stun gun to metal contact plates over the knuckles and back of the hand so when he punches someone KAPOW ZAP! Cheap enough for any revolutionary to build without super powers or alien technology. I really like livejournal, and always want to use all the cool features and options but never get around to sitting down and working through everything. I love my iBook too. 10 years without a mac was one of the dumbest moves i ever made. http://www.hackaday.com/2008/05/08/long-range-r-c-on-868mhz/

Went to the movies today with Cheeseball and saw IronMan. The movie was alright if not a bit annoying with all the terrorist propaganda crap. My mom showed up wednesday night from Las Vegas. She had her right breast removed last Thursday and now looks like the fake old man from the six flags commercial that dances. I got my plane ticket to Las Vegas for DefCon now I just need to get photo ID so I can get on the plane. Colin showed up on my doorstep tonight asking to use my computer to check his email, I didn't let on that I know he is on my neighbors hit list for stealing his computer memory. My soup bowl is empty so I am sad.

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db cooper just called for an evac from benecia. anyone in norcal want to steal a car with me and go get him with me?

the last friends only post was a copy of my sister narc'ing me out to her probation officer.
Can't change the records without being investigated now. Dumb girl. Spent my birthday last week eating fudge brownies with mark elliot and cheeseball. Cheeseball hasn't left his house since then... i guess he has been too incapacitated to move. Chronell and his brother are no longer picking up bodies together because of his brother bringing up 16year old bullshit about some girl. Mr enmarks birthday is tomorrow, i am going to try to get ahold of him. My grandfather told me I am the oldest teenager he has ever known... that is disturbing.

I told Sprinkles to attack a chihuahua today and Sprinkles after some provoking took the back of the chihuahuas neck in his mouth and then jumped on its back and raped him. I was stunned. I haven't figured out whether i should hurt him or not.

A recently declassified US Army report on the biological effects of non-lethal weapons reveals outlandish plans for "ray gun" devices, which would cause artificial fevers or beam voices into people's heads.

The report titled "Bioeffects Of Selected Nonlethal Weapons" was released under the US Freedom of Information Act and is available on this website (pdf). The DoD has confirmed to New Scientist that it released the documents, which detail five different "maturing non-lethal technologies" using microwaves, lasers and sound.

Released by US Army Intelligence and Security Command at Fort Meade, Maryland, US, the 1998 report gives an overview of what was then the state of the art in directed energy weapons for crowd control and other applications.
A word in your ear

Some of the technologies are conceptual, such as an electromagnetic pulse that causes a seizure like those experienced by people with epilepsy. Other ideas, like a microwave gun to "beam" words directly into people's ears, have been tested. It is claimed that the so-called "Frey Effect" – using close-range microwaves to produce audible sounds in a person's ears – has been used to project the spoken numbers 1 to 10 across a lab to volunteers'.

In 2004 the US Navy funded research into using the Frey effect to project sound that caused "discomfort" into the ears of crowds.

The report also discusses a microwave weapon able to produce a disabling "artificial fever" by heating a person's body. While tests of the idea are not mentioned, the report notes that the necessary equipment "is available today". It adds that while it would take at least fifteen minutes to achieve the desired "fever" effect, it could be used to incapacitate people for almost "any desired period consistent with safety."

Less exotic technologies discussed include laser dazzlers and a sound source loud enough to disturb the sense of balance. Both have been realised in the years since the report was written. The US army uses laser dazzlers in Iraq, while the Long Range Acoustic Device has military and civilian users, and has been used on one occasion to repel pirates off Somalia.

However, the report does not mention any trials of weapons for producing artificial fever or seizures, or beaming voices into people's heads.
Potentially torturous

Steve Wright, a security expert at Leeds Metropolitan University, UK, warns that the technologies described could be used for torture. In 1998 the European Parliament passed a motion banning potentially dangerous incapacitating technologies that interfere with the human brain.

"The epileptic seizure inducing device is grossly irresponsible and should never be fielded," says Steve Wright "We know from similar [chemically] artificially-induced fits that the victim subsequently remains "potentiated" and may spontaneously suffer epileptic fits again after the initial attack."

The acoustic energy device that affects the ear canals, disrupting the motion sense, may require dangerously loud sound levels to be effective, points out Juergen Altmann, a physicist at Dortmund University, Germany, who is interested in new military technologies.

"[There is] inconsistency between the part that says "interesting" effects occur at 130-155 dB and the Recovery/Safety section that says that 115 dB is to be avoided - without commenting on the difference."

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i need one of these machines

Somehow I keep getting stuck with everyones kids and dogs to keep watch of. I never liked kids or dogs, I am not so sure I do now either. Both are stinky and intellectually dim. And now I realize in this town of about a million we are all inbred and related and to be as stinky or smart as a dog would be a move up in the gene pool for most people. that was a run on sentence. woo woo